20 Not Getting Job Excuse

By admin | Jul 10, 2008 | Email This Post Email This Post

1. I don’t have a car/a phone/a fax/a pager/a computer/an alarm clock.

2. I don’t have any family here (or, where the jobs are located).

3. Anybody could do that job; I want something challenging.

4. It can’t be done.

5. I’m waiting until the kids get out of school (or, back in school, or until they graduate from school).

6. I don’t drive on the freeway/at night/in that neighborhood/ in ice and snow/ on narrow roads/out of my part of town.

7. I’ve got 12 weeks of unemployment benefits left, and if I don’t use them I lose them.

8. I’m not strong enough.

9. I’m not a morning person.

10. I’m too fat (or, thin).

11. They always want a drug test, and I’m not going to give them the satisfaction. 86. All they have are dead-end jobs, with no hope for quick advancement to upper management.

12. I’m too old (or, too young) to find work.

13. I don’t use public restrooms.

14. The boss will start talking some trash, and I’ll lose my temper and get fired again, so why bother?

15. I don’t know how to look for work.

16. The tires on my car are bald.

17. The weather is too hot (or, too cold).

18. I can’t stand (or, sit, or walk, or lay down) for long periods of time. And I don’t like talking on the phone, using computers, or meeting people or cats . . . , etc., etc., etc.

19. It’s too late in the day (or, the season, or the year, or in my life) to find a job now.

20. I can’t stand the smell of plastic (or, bus exhaust, or flowers, or machine oil,or food, or people).

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1 Comment so far
  1. Amelia November 20, 2009 1:55 am

    Those excuses are just so common. There is always an excuse to not do something that you don’t want to do.

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