Ten excuses for not doing your homework

(10) I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.

(9) My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut all my notebooks to make little paper dolls.

(8) I got my head caught in the power window of the car and had to spend the entire night in the garage.

(7) I’m suffering from Ergasiaspitiouphobia (fear of homework) and could find a doctor to treat that disease.

(6) I was doing my homework while on my way too school when a gust of wind blew it out of the window.

(5) Homework!!! Won’t you thank God that we all survived the yesterday evening earthquake??

(4) I was about to begin doing my homework but mysteriously it got dark outside.

(3) I caught my thing in the zipper and had to go to a doctor; the entire evening was spent at doctor’s clinic.

(2) Am I supposed to bring my homework to school?

(1) How can you go mad over something I didn’t even do?

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7 Comments so far
  1. rachel January 11, 2012 5:18 pm

    I didn’t know what to do…

  2. rachel January 11, 2012 5:19 pm

    My dog had it in his mouth and I didn’t want to take it out his mouth coz he would bite my arm off

  3. Emilee April 12, 2012 6:20 pm

    I was doing while on the loo and accidently wiped me bum with it:L

  4. Emilee April 12, 2012 6:22 pm

    Oh I handed it to you last week, you must have a really bad memory!:)

  5. Quetta July 25, 2013 10:50 pm

    I left my homework in my pocket, and i spilled milk on my shorts, and my mom threw them in the wash

  6. Quetta July 25, 2013 10:54 pm

    I walked in the house with my homework in my pocket, and my mom said “those shorts are dirty, let me wash them”

  7. Autumn August 13, 2013 9:47 pm

    When I got home I started on my homework. It was only me and my mom and she had to go run an errand. She wouldn’t let me stay home, so I went with her. We stayed out late by the time we got back it was 10:00. I had to goto sleep and my mom absolutely hates me doing homework in the morning. Therefore, I couldn’t finish my homework.

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