Ten Excuses for reaching the school late

(10) I was on my way but the sign board near the school said GO SLOW SCHOOL AHEAD.

(9) I was taken aboard an alien spaceship and I was abducted there.

(8) How could I be late? My friend told me an hour ago it was still five in the morning in Japan.

(7) Someone locked me in the washroom.

(6) I was helping an old woman cross the road.

(5) Last night a thief broke into our house and stole my alarm clock.

(4) Should I’ve missed my first date?

(3) I heard in the news that the Americans want to make us into an Iraq style democracy today.

(2) A bird pooped over my head and I had to get back to take a bath again.

(1) I had a family emergency and I can’t talk about it because it is too sensitive.

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