Wedding Excuse
1. Sorry, I can’t marry you, you deserve better than me.
2. We can’t marry because you’re an overqualified husband
3. Please excuse me honey i can’t come to your wedding because there’s a full moon that day.
4. I can’t marry you because my cat ate the wedding ring.
5. I can’t attend your marriage because seeing you two together makes me sick.
6. I can’t marry you because you’re always late as I know you will do the same on wedding day also.
7. Sorry dear I can’t marry you because my best friend passed away last night.
8. We can’t get married because I have diagnosed mental issues.
9. Sorry…I can’t marry you because I gained weight and the dress no longer fits to me.
10. I’m sorry, I can’t marry you because I’m not feeling well and I need to get home.
11. We can’t get married because you yell at me all the time.