(10) The stationary truck was coming the other way.
(9) I didn’t realize when my car crossed the speed limit because I was too busy, as a good Christian, trying to tell the driver of that yellow car that his indicators weren’t functioning.
(8) I got a call from a friend and he said my wife was cheating on me. I want to get home before the guy leaves.
(7) It is my friend’s car and he is leaving the country tomorrow.
(6) It wasn’t me. A pedestrian came out from nowhere, hit my car and went under it.
(5) Don’t you understand a simple thing: If I had my glasses I’d have read what is on the speedometer and not crossed the speed limit?
(4) I’m finding it difficult to control the gas pedal. I fell off the stairs and broke my ankle… I’m going to the hospital.
(3) License!!! (While pretending to search for your wallet) Oh my God! I’m sorry officer but I’m afraid I threw my wallet at the last petrol pump.
(2) Pardon monsieur! Vous parlez Français? Je ne parle pas anglais. (Sorry officer! Do you speak French? I don’t speak English.)
(1) I come from the USA and I didn’t know 60 kilometers/hour doesn’t mean 60 miles/hour.