Job Excuses

Ten Excuses for not getting a job

(10) They say they are looking for someone fluent in Chinese.
(9) I’m not well. It’s not possible for me to work for hours on end.
(8) Do you think I stand a chance of finding a job under these economic conditions?
(7) I’m not conversant with computers.
(6) You know, I don’t lie and a job [...]

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Best Not Getting Job Excuses

Here we have a list of excuses for not getting job, this is one of the best excuses you can find.
1. I don’t speak enough English/Spanish/Russian/Navajo for them to hire me.
2. I don’t have the time.
3. I’d lose my shirt. I’d lose my kids medicaid, and what happens if they get sick and need to [...]

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Top 10 Shortest Not Getting Job Excuses

Here is a list of top 10 short excuses not to find a job/get a job.
1. There’s no point in starting a job search.
2. It would take too much effort.
3. I don’t have enough money.
4. I can’t sell.
5. I don’t have any auto insurance.
6. It doesn’t pay to work in this town.
7. This town’s too [...]

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20 Not Getting Job Excuse

1. I don’t have a car/a phone/a fax/a pager/a computer/an alarm clock.
2. I don’t have any family here (or, where the jobs are located).
3. Anybody could do that job; I want something challenging.
4. It can’t be done.
5. I’m waiting until the kids get out of school (or, back in school, or until they graduate from [...]

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