1. I don’t do windows because … I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
2. I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
3. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because … They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
4. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.
5. I don’t Spring Clean because … I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous
6. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because … I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!
7. I don’t put things away because … My husband will never be able to find them again.
8. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because … I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
9. I don’t iron because … I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.
10. I don’t stress much on anything because … “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!