Diet Excuses
Excuse For Eating Chocolate
1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
2. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
3. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. [...]
Excuse to Eat More
1. Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
2. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
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