1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
2. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
3. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?
4. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
5. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?
6. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
7. Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
8. If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
9. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
10. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.