Church Excuses
Ten Excuses for not attending church on Sunday
(10) As the son of an Anglican mother and a Catholic father I’m confused about if my child should go to an Anglican Church or a Catholic Church.
(9) Didn’t one of the Commandments read “Thou shan’t do anything of Sundays.”?
(8) My friends call me Judas, how can I go to church?
(7) How can you go [...]
Top Excuses To Miss Church
1. Well, I could not come to the church last Sunday, because there was a sermon in the radio.
2. There are too many hypocrites in church.
3. I can’t follow what they do, so why should I just sit there.
4. I don’t like the songs we have to sing.
5. I’m not religious.
6. I don’t like all [...]
Top Missing Church Excuses
1. They never could tell me for sure if there will be an “afterlife” for Fluffy (or Fido) when my animal loved ones go on to die.
2. They don’t meet my needs.
3. I still go to the bars on Saturday night.
4. I don’t think I really believe in God…. I’m just not sure.
5. I don’t [...]