(10) As the son of an Anglican mother and a Catholic father I’m confused about if my child should go to an Anglican Church or a Catholic Church.
(9) Didn’t one of the Commandments read “Thou shan’t do anything of Sundays.”?
(8) My friends call me Judas, how can I go to church?
(7) How can you go to a church when the second most powerful being in the whole universe doesn’t want you to?
(6) Isn’t it more comfortable to listen to sermon at your home on your computer?
(5) “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” Luke 23:34
(4) I promised myself last night I’ll only go to church after I’ve left smoking.
(3) Hasn’t God anything better to do than keep a record of the every single deed the six billion of us do?
(2) Because the church made my ex-girlfriend believe a virgin could have a baby.
(1) I don’t want to tell my child I still believe the world was created in six days.