Breaking Dates Excuses

Ten Excuses for breaking up with someone you love

(10) Last night my best friend asked something of me and because he/she is my best friend I can’t say no… I’m going to have a sex change operation next week.
(9) I’ve just realized that we are planets apart.
(8) I’ve joined Mossad now and I just don’t want to put your life in [...]

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Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you
1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.
2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready [...]

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Top Breaking Date Excuse

1. I’m sorry or maybe not, but I can’t go out with you tonight! My boyfriend just got back from College and he is good looking and your not, he’s tall and your not. I know this is a piss poor excuse but I’m going out with him and not you. That is why [...]

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