1. Well, I could not come to the church last Sunday, because there was a sermon in the radio.
2. There are too many hypocrites in church.
3. I can’t follow what they do, so why should I just sit there.
4. I don’t like the songs we have to sing.
5. I’m not religious.
6. I don’t like all the hollering and yelling some people do.
7. I don’t go to church on Sunday because getting the kids dressed in their Sunday Best first thing in the morning makes me cuss and curse the Lord……very loudly.
8. I don’t go to church cause I have a feeling that God doesn’t like agnostics.
9. Early one Sunday morning, two men were on a golf course. One turns to the other and says, “You know how religious I am. I couldn’t go to church this morning because my wife is sick.”
10. There is too much praying going on.
11. All the parking spaces are full.
12. I’m afraid that I might get bitten by a Christian and turn into one myself.
13. I’ve nothing for the offering because I’m saving up for a gas-powered sweater.
14. I’ve nothing for the offering because I’m saving up for a gas-powered sweater.
15. I was forced to go when I was a younger.
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I was thinking about converting religions and I don’t want to go to church today because I’ll just be making my new God angrier.
My mil said, “I was busy all day Saturday, I’m entitled to a day of rest.” My question is who made you busy on Saturday? Could you not say no and come to church on Sunday? Where are your priorities?