1. I’m sorry or maybe not, but I can’t go out with you tonight! My boyfriend just got back from College and he is good looking and your not, he’s tall and your not. I know this is a piss poor excuse but I’m going out with him and not you. That is why I’m a psycho bitch ok, just Good-Bye!
2. I’m sorry, but I can’t see you tonight. I was just flirting with you to get this other guy’s attention and it worked so I’m going out with him tonight.
3. I’m sorry that I have to break our date, but you see I was out bowling with my friend’s tonight and I got my hand stuck in the ball, and they had to take me to the E.R. Where they had to saw it off of my hand. My hand is now swollen to extreme measures, and they have me on this really weird medicine that makes me sneeze and fart every 10-15 minutes. SORRY!
4. I’m sorry but my friend is a psychic and she thinks that you are the devil, and dating you would violate so many personal rules of mine.
5. Ladies~ this one always works for those freaks that won’t leave you alone: Lead them on a little bit, then have a friend casually drop it in conversation to them that you are really only 14 years old and very developed for your age. You’ll never hear from them again!
6. I can’t go out with you tonight as I have to wash my cat.
7. I’m sorry but I can’t be with you tonight. I have to find a good place to hide my ex-boyfriends body. Do you have any ideas?
8. BABY BABY I know it was our 1st date last night, it’s that my car was stolen that’s why I couldn’t make it in time. I had to chase after those thief’s with a moped and why would I lie. You know what, hold on I’ll be right there and I’ll prove it to you!
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