(10) Last night my best friend asked something of me and because he/she is my best friend I can’t say no… I’m going to have a sex change operation next week.
(9) I’ve just realized that we are planets apart.
(8) I’ve joined Mossad now and I just don’t want to put your life in danger by being close to you.
(7) I’ve always loved your brother/sister since the day I saw him/her. I made friends with you to be close to your brother/sister and now I think is the time I tell him/her what I feel.
(6) I’m feeling all cloudy since the moment I heard that you were at the market with another guy/gal. This relationship demands a revision. (a lie!)
(5) Now that they have decriminalized homosexuality, I don’t need to pretend to be what I’m not.
(4) Let’s face it! We just can’t go on lying to each other forever… I hope you got what I’m talking about.
(3) Heavens know that you are sweet but I’m looking for a bad boy/girl.
(2) It true that I was looking for a girl like my mom but not someone who is her age.
(1) You are like a moped, it is fun riding you but you know how embarrassing it is to be in the public with a moped!!
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