Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you :)

1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.

2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready to accept.

3. My father just told me about our family tree and we both are from same ancestors.So it makes us brother and sister.

4. I consulted an astrologer and she told me that the person whose name starts with ‘J’ is unlucky for me and I am afraid your name is Jackson.

5. You actually are more nice that what I anticipated.I am sorry but I don’t like people who are overprotective

6. You are so rude and you don’t even care for me.You know girls want someone who is very nice and protective ( This one can work if top excuse fails :) )

7. My friend told that after some time couples start to look like each other. So I have decided to break up with you as I don’t wish to look like you.

8. You are so truthful and strong believer of God and thus I have decided to become a Nun / Monk

9. Yesterday one of friend saw you with another girl. Do you care to tell me who she was? [ You just made up this one as none of your friends saw.Its a mere accusation]

10. My friend told me that you were one of the members of the Rob’s gang, the one who always teased girls. So now I have decided to break up.

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9 Comments so far
  1. crystal June 4, 2010 12:08 am

    i just dont like you anymore your boring.!

  2. Mr Anon June 25, 2010 10:22 am

    I just realised I have been seeing the wrong person.

  3. baybay August 19, 2010 1:25 am

    I need help.. I don’t want to hurt him..but I just want to break up..what’s the easiest way I can do it.. Please help..

  4. V. December 11, 2010 10:06 pm

    I wanna break up with someone but I don’t wanna hurt him. He loves me to pieces that he would never break up with me. Please help?

  5. Danielle March 16, 2011 5:58 pm

    I’m in the exact situation at the moment,my boyfriend adores me but I just don’t feel the same anymore,I need freedom!I can’t tell him this,I need an easier way! Help!

  6. Ashton May 15, 2011 2:47 am

    same situation, ive been telling him the reasons why i wont to break up. but they are just excuses that he can fix, and i dont want to tell im that i dont have feelings for him anymore because he like loves me, and i also like this other guy a lottt, i need helpp

  7. Lola December 13, 2011 3:06 am

    I go out with this boy..i know he really like me but I don’t feel the same way.i try to broke up with him once it not working out because I don’t wanna hurt him…now i’m stuck with him…please help

  8. em January 13, 2012 5:41 pm


  9. v r thapa July 30, 2012 2:57 pm

    well ,above excuses are really lame to break up with someone………
    but it worked

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