Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you :)

1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.

2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready to accept.

3. My father just told me about our family tree and we both are from same ancestors.So it makes us brother and sister.

4. I consulted an astrologer and she told me that the person whose name starts with ‘J’ is unlucky for me and I am afraid your name is Jackson.

5. You actually are more nice that what I anticipated.I am sorry but I don’t like people who are overprotective

6. You are so rude and you don’t even care for me.You know girls want someone who is very nice and protective ( This one can work if top excuse fails :) )

7. My friend told that after some time couples start to look like each other. So I have decided to break up with you as I don’t wish to look like you.

8. You are so truthful and strong believer of God and thus I have decided to become a Nun / Monk

9. Yesterday one of friend saw you with another girl. Do you care to tell me who she was? [ You just made up this one as none of your friends saw.Its a mere accusation]

10. My friend told me that you were one of the members of the Rob’s gang, the one who always teased girls. So now I have decided to break up.

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9 Comments so far
  1. crystal June 4, 2010 12:08 am

    i just dont like you anymore your boring.!

  2. Mr Anon June 25, 2010 10:22 am

    I just realised I have been seeing the wrong person.

  3. baybay August 19, 2010 1:25 am

    I need help.. I don’t want to hurt him..but I just want to break up..what’s the easiest way I can do it.. Please help..

  4. Maryland DUI Lawyers November 5, 2010 9:30 am

    Breaking up with someone is not an easy job!The easier you will say it the better!But the hurt may just be same!When you’re letting someone go be very sure of your feelings because it’s better to wait but it’s very difficult to regret!

  5. V. December 11, 2010 10:06 pm

    I wanna break up with someone but I don’t wanna hurt him. He loves me to pieces that he would never break up with me. Please help?

  6. Danielle March 16, 2011 5:58 pm

    I’m in the exact situation at the moment,my boyfriend adores me but I just don’t feel the same anymore,I need freedom!I can’t tell him this,I need an easier way! Help!

  7. Ashton May 15, 2011 2:47 am

    same situation, ive been telling him the reasons why i wont to break up. but they are just excuses that he can fix, and i dont want to tell im that i dont have feelings for him anymore because he like loves me, and i also like this other guy a lottt, i need helpp

  8. Lola December 13, 2011 3:06 am

    I go out with this boy..i know he really like me but I don’t feel the same way.i try to broke up with him once it not working out because I don’t wanna hurt him…now i’m stuck with him…please help

  9. em January 13, 2012 5:41 pm

    Yu_shud_just_text_sayin_u_want_a_break_and_finish_it_on_the_break..

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