Wedding Excuse

1. Sorry, I can’t marry you, you deserve better than me.
2. We can’t marry because you’re an overqualified husband
3. Please excuse me honey i can’t come to your wedding because there’s a full moon that day.
4. I can’t marry you because my cat ate the wedding ring.
5. I can’t attend your marriage because seeing you [...]

Debt Excuses

So when you don’t want to pay for the bills then use these excuses or see what people said when they were asked to pay the due amount.

1. I am not going to pay hospital bill as they took me against my will. They came and put me in ambulance when I was unconscious.
2. I [...]

Top Excuses for Driving Intoxicated

These were the excuses which people used when they were caught driving intoxicated by the police
1. I never drink it was just that today some one mixed it in my juice. I am really serious officer!!
2. I broke of with my girlfriend today officer and thats why I am drunk. I am not alcoholic its [...]

Top Ten Voting Excuses

These are few excuses made by people when friends/relatives asked them why hadn’t they voted this year.
1. The ballot is too complicated for a person like me.
2. I don’t like even a single candidate in this years polls.
3. What difference can my one vote make when I know that this party has hired [...]

Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you
1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.
2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready [...]

Top Excuses To Keep Guests Away

If you wish that the guest should not come to your home because you don’t like his or her habits or for that matter for any reason use the excuses below :-
1. Hey! I would love to see you.But you know I got a new assignment and thus have to leave today for [...]