Ten Excuses for not paying your Rent
(10) Why should I pay the rent? I wasn’t here for the whole month. I was with my wife enjoying the honeymoon.
(9) I’ll pay you next month.
(8) I’ve to spend it on my dying grandmother… You can’t be cruel enough to let my grandmother die, would you?
(7) My bank closed my account without even telling [...]
Ten Excuses for reaching the school late
(10) I was on my way but the sign board near the school said GO SLOW SCHOOL AHEAD.
(9) I was taken aboard an alien spaceship and I was abducted there.
(8) How could I be late? My friend told me an hour ago it was still five in the morning in Japan.
(7) Someone locked me [...]
Ten Excuses for getting late to your office
(10) The electricity people had to come to my house to read the meter and they come only once every couple of months
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(9) I’m not later, you know, if we go by the Chinese Standard Time.
(8) My dog swallowed the keys of my motorbike/car and I had to take it to a vet.
(7) There was [...]
Ten Excuses for not getting a job
(10) They say they are looking for someone fluent in Chinese.
(9) I’m not well. It’s not possible for me to work for hours on end.
(8) Do you think I stand a chance of finding a job under these economic conditions?
(7) I’m not conversant with computers.
(6) You know, I don’t lie and a job [...]
Ten Excuses for not tying a knot
(10) I don’t think we’re mature enough to marry.
(9) You know, how lovers behave after the wedding and I’m afraid to get hurt or hurt you.
(8) It is nice to spend sometime with a bad boy/girl but one can’t imagine the whole life like that.
(7) You certainly deserve someone who is much better than I [...]
Defense Excuses
When some one is publicly criticized then read what excuse they come up with:
1. Once a black shot two of his city residents and the reason given was :URBAN SURVIVAL SYNDROME which is a fear from people living in same area.
2. Dan White used THE TWINKIE DEFENSE i.e. High sugar levels caused by [...]
Cooking Excuse
So whats your excuse today to make sure your better part cooks for you? Here are some which you can try
1. I’m exhausted
2. I’m going with my friends
3. Not feeling well today
4. I’m on fast
5. I’m not professional
6. Honey you’re very kind to me….can’t you cook today
7. Last day it was my turn
8. Are you [...]
Home Repair Excuses
So whats your excuse to save your self from home repairs?? We have some very common ones here:-
1. Today in office I worked continuously for 8 hours
2. I can’t lift up heavy material
3. My head is paining [...]
Kids Excuse
Check out the cute excuses by kids. Also add your excuses if you want them to share with others
1. I didn’t break the vase, it just came down.
2. Don’t ever call my room a mess, it’s an art work.
3. If you hit your brother and he hits you back you run and tell your mom [...]
Rent Excuse
1. I have to spend on my food this month, so unable to pay your rent
2. I am sorry I can’t pay my rent because I don’t have any money!
3. I am so sorry that I am late paying my rent this month. I fell in the shower, hit [...]