Webmaster’s Excuses
1. Due to electricity fluctuation at our place I was unable to post on my website.
2. Due to virus in my hard disk boot sector I will not be able to work for 2 days, I have to give the pc to service center.
3. Broad-band speed is down, I am unable to open even Google, [...]
Excuse to Eat More
1. Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
2. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
3. [...]
Best Doctor’s Excuse
1. Your employee ______________ was riding his son’s BMX bike and broke is left ankle in two place and will be out of work for 4 months.
2. Please excuse _________ for being absent yesterday she went to her mother’s doctor appointment with her ….the excuse was from my doctor!
3. Certificate for school or work: _______________ [...]
Unique Office Excuses
1. Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a guy who didn’t like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.
2. I was stepping down out of my trailer and [...]
Top Office Excuses
1. Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!
2. I cant come to work today because the city is paving my street and I cant get out!
3. Actually used (and believed) when I was working in Toronto. “You’ll never believe it! I said with [...]