Cooking Excuse

So whats your excuse today to make sure your better part cooks for you? Here are some which you can try
1. I’m exhausted
2. I’m going with my friends
3. Not feeling well today
4. I’m on fast
5. I’m not professional
6. Honey you’re very kind to me….can’t you cook today
7. Last day it was my turn
8. Are you [...]

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Home Repair Excuses

So whats your excuse to save your self from home repairs?? We have some very common ones here:-
1. Today in office I worked continuously for 8 hours
2. I can’t lift up heavy material
3. My head is paining [...]

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Kids Excuse

Check out the cute excuses by kids. Also add your excuses if you want them to share with others
1. I didn’t break the vase, it just came down.
2. Don’t ever call my room a mess, it’s an art work.
3. If you hit your brother and he hits you back you run and tell your mom [...]

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Rent Excuse

1. I have to spend on my food this month, so unable to pay your rent
2. I am sorry I can’t pay my rent because I don’t have any money!
3. I am so sorry that I am late paying my rent this month. I fell in the shower, hit [...]

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Wedding Excuse

1. Sorry, I can’t marry you, you deserve better than me.
2. We can’t marry because you’re an overqualified husband
3. Please excuse me honey i can’t come to your wedding because there’s a full moon that day.
4. I can’t marry you because my cat ate the wedding ring.
5. I can’t attend your marriage because seeing you [...]

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