These were the excuses which people used when they were caught driving intoxicated by the police
1. I never drink it was just that today some one mixed it in my juice. I am really serious officer!!
2. I broke of with my girlfriend today officer and thats why I am drunk. I am not alcoholic its just to control the pain from which I am suffering.
3. You think I am drunk officer?? hehe no no thats not the case actually my eyes are red because I have some allergy and my mouth always stinks with the smell of alcohol.
4. I am coming from a party officer and how can decline the offer to drink and let down the hosts.
5. I was celebrating with my friends about the driving license I got today.
6. I was sitting and drinking at home ( this is not against rule) and suddenly I got a call that my girl friend is alone at home and needs my company.
7. Actually I am a very practical person so just wanted to know how one feels when he drinks and drive.
8. My car heater was not working, thus I took some alcohol to make my self warmer.