Top 10 Missing School Excuses By Parents
1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
3. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
4. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots [...]
Best Not Getting Job Excuses
Here we have a list of excuses for not getting job, this is one of the best excuses you can find.
1. I don’t speak enough English/Spanish/Russian/Navajo for them to hire me.
2. I don’t have the time.
3. I’d lose my shirt. I’d lose my kids medicaid, and what happens if they get sick and need to [...]
Top 10 Shortest Not Getting Job Excuses
Here is a list of top 10 short excuses not to find a job/get a job.
1. There’s no point in starting a job search.
2. It would take too much effort.
3. I don’t have enough money.
4. I can’t sell.
5. I don’t have any auto insurance.
6. It doesn’t pay to work in this town.
7. This town’s too [...]
Top Breaking Date Excuse
1. I’m sorry or maybe not, but I can’t go out with you tonight! My boyfriend just got back from College and he is good looking and your not, he’s tall and your not. I know this is a piss poor excuse but I’m going out with him and not you. That is why [...]
Leave A CommentTop Excuses For Not Calling Your Lover
Here are few more excuses which girls and boys can use when they are scolded by the boyfriend and girl friend respectively for not calling them
1. Hey!! I was calling you but the operator said the girl you are calling is an angel and its not possible to call heaven this time
2. I called on [...]
Top Excuses To Miss Church
1. Well, I could not come to the church last Sunday, because there was a sermon in the radio.
2. There are too many hypocrites in church.
3. I can’t follow what they do, so why should I just sit there.
4. I don’t like the songs we have to sing.
5. I’m not religious.
6. I don’t like all [...]
Top Missing Church Excuses
1. They never could tell me for sure if there will be an “afterlife” for Fluffy (or Fido) when my animal loved ones go on to die.
2. They don’t meet my needs.
3. I still go to the bars on Saturday night.
4. I don’t think I really believe in God…. I’m just not sure.
5. I don’t [...]
Top Ten Excuses By Housewives
1. I don’t do windows because … I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
2. I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
3. I don’t mind the dust bunnies [...]
20 Not Getting Job Excuse
1. I don’t have a car/a phone/a fax/a pager/a computer/an alarm clock.
2. I don’t have any family here (or, where the jobs are located).
3. Anybody could do that job; I want something challenging.
4. It can’t be done.
5. I’m waiting until the kids get out of school (or, back in school, or until they graduate from [...]
Excuse For Eating Chocolate
1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
2. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
3. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. [...]