Excuses For Not Working In Office
If your boss catches you sitting ideal or not working on your project, here are five excuses which can save you from being fired. For workers working on Computer/Internet 1) The internet connection is very slow, I had given a command but its not responding. 2) My computer has a virus in it and it [...]
Leave A CommentTen Excuses For Missing Classes
Don’t wish to go to school or college or any of your other classes? Here are some cool excuses you can try.We don’t endorse missing classes but still if you missed a single one you can try these excuses, but don’t make a habit of missing classes 1) I was not feeling well and when [...]
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If you dont want to go to any party be it a Birthday Party or a Family Party or an Anniversary Party and need an excuse for it, we have had some of the best in line for you. 1) I have a Personal situation and I don’t think I will be able to make [...]
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1) What?? You aren’t in my list? I didn’t even notice you were deleted, maybe Facebook is having some technical issues. 2) I was deleting people off my list whom I have not contacted in last 6 months. Sorry I didn’t mean to delete you I meant to delete the person below you. 3) I [...]
Leave A CommentTen Excuses for not coming to Work
(10) A friend I hadn’t seen for years turned up when I was setting off for the office. Wouldn’t it be rude to leave him/her without a company? (9) I can’t come to office today because my father is seriously ill and he is in a hospital. I’ve got be there when he shows his [...]
2 CommentsTen Excuses for breaking up with someone you love
(10) Last night my best friend asked something of me and because he/she is my best friend I can’t say no… I’m going to have a sex change operation next week. (9) I’ve just realized that we are planets apart. (8) I’ve joined Mossad now and I just don’t want to put your life in [...]
Leave A CommentTen Excuses for not attending church on Sunday
(10) As the son of an Anglican mother and a Catholic father I’m confused about if my child should go to an Anglican Church or a Catholic Church. (9) Didn’t one of the Commandments read “Thou shan’t do anything of Sundays.”? (8) My friends call me Judas, how can I go to church? (7) How [...]
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(10) The stationary truck was coming the other way. (9) I didn’t realize when my car crossed the speed limit because I was too busy, as a good Christian, trying to tell the driver of that yellow car that his indicators weren’t functioning. (8) I got a call from a friend and he said my [...]
1 CommentTen excuses for not doing your homework
(10) I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload. (9) My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut all my notebooks to make little paper dolls. (8) I got my head caught in the power window of the car and had to spend the entire night in the garage. (7) I’m suffering [...]
2 CommentsTen excuses for not filing your tax returns
(10) Filing tax returns contradicts my religious beliefs. (9) I told my accountant to pay the taxes, hasn’t she done that yet? (8) I’ve just had a divorce and the emotional trauma was so much that I didn’t remember to pay my taxes. (7) And a friend of mine told me I couldn’t pay the [...]
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